Its for timing contractions. I think Troy just wanted an excuse to buy a pretty red stopwatch. I guess I shouldn't grumble too much; he did get me something.
As for naked clowns, we were studying fish today in reading, and we were talking about how the clownfish got its name. I asked one of my students, "What do clowns usually wear?" thinking that he would respond with something about bright clothes. His response?
"Nothing! They wear nothing!" I can only hope that he thought I'd asked him what clownfish usually wear. Because clowns with nothing on scare me.
Today I learned that my OB's response to any quesionable discomfort I have is, "You're pregnant." Even sharp intense pains. Its all because I'm pregnant. Lucky me.
A stopwatch?! He was on a better track when he was looking at Tiffany's....
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